the-homie-sexual:

thebootydiaries:

in math i use this thing called the guess and hope method 

I use this method in all aspects of my life

(via makkaveli13)

harampolice:

me: beer is so nasty

bearded 26 year old yuppie white man that listens to the black keys: thats because you drink capri sun sweetie:) your palette is so unsophisticated grow up (: I ferment my own piss

(via c-teardrops)

breelandwalker:

hayleylis:

concept: Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods. in return, they save the bees, the refugees, and trans kids from any and all harm. gun violence no longer exists. Democrats control congress again. all the shelter animals get a permanent home. the minimum wage is a living wage. my girlfriend and i rescue a cat for christmas. Bernie Sanders is president. 

You had me at “Donald Trump is sacrificed to the gods.”

(via modern-dodgeballl)